"It happened on UN assembley, the daily topic was - "which nationality were the first humans on the earth?"
French diplomat said: "nothing to say about Adam, but Eve was French. So charming, sexy and smart - sure that she was French.
Englishman continued : ' nothing specially to admitt about Eve, but Adam was British. Only true gentleman could share an apple with unknown women.
Then Jewish scientist come to stand and said - Dear delegates, you all are wrong! The first people were russians. Look at the picture - they have no clothes, they are hungry, they are stealing apples in gods garden and at the same time they're saying that they are living in Paradise. Only russians can be so insolent ... "
